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Fact: Chocolate comprises the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses could be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canines, parrots, horses, and cats.
This implies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't really a advised snack in your kitty-cat. i ponder what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.

Fact: the main germ-laden position in your bathroom isn't the seat or maybe the bowl--it's the handle.
The answer: Don't flush. enable the following man fear approximately it.

There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the evidence that might frighten the bejeezus out of you. and because of this little gem a WC ebook, you'll by no means examine the area an identical means back, with no, er, dry heaving a bit bit.

From the sneaky fish which could swim up our genitals to the E. coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, nerve-racking phenomena are in all places we flip. academic, pleasing, and undeniably frightening, this ebook isn't bound to assist you, um, visit the lavatory, yet it's guaranteed to make a while there more...informed.

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Scott's super secret favorite, whatever the hell that means. KENNY KEIL (This Isn’t Even My Final Form) divides his time between making comics and traveling to parallel dimensions where he hunts down alternate versions of himself for sport. com JOSHUA KEMBLE (Ultraman Helmet Garage Sale) wears an Ultra-Dad/Art Director/Cartoonist Helmet. com. SHING YIN KHOR (Sanrio x Medtronic) is a Los Angeles based sculptor, cartoonist, and cranky Hufflepuff. com and tweets at @sawdustbear. SONGWUT OUPPAKARNDEE (The Meeting of the Shards) is a freelance artist who draws in the manga style.

I’m talking about being DUBBED! (Radio silence) Speed: … Trixie? 33 Trixie: Are you serious? That’s the biggest hardship of your life? Not all the races with exploding booby traps? Or that whole ordeal figuring out the secret identity of Racer X? Speed: I’ve been humiliated, Trixie! We both have! When we went to America, I was so excited to tell my story. But suddenly people were putting words in my mouth, making me say things I’d never said before. It’s a violation! People violated me in my mouth!

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