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By Simon Bond

On the grounds that time immemorial mankind has been affected by the query "What do you do with a lifeless cat?" right here, finally, in one zero one hilarious, outrageous, and (sometimes) downright ill cartoons, are a few solutions. 101 black-and-white illustrations.

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