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By Justin Racz

We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, overlooked a teach. a few days, although, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the spoil hit Worse Than Yours sequence. gathering fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous ebook catalogs every thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully deepest ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and entirely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as pain. no matter if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new dad or mum ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down heart age ("AARP card arrives"), you'll be absolute to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long past incorrect. in the end, it will possibly were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 relations Worse Than...

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Risk factors for forearm fractures: osteoporosis, poor nutrition, and blocking karate kicks. Chicks dig scars. "You should see the other guy" seems like too much of a line. Stockpile your Vicodin for a rainy day. 38. New BB Gun For Christmas, you finally got it. The official Red Ryder carbine-action double-pump air rifle with optional bayonet. You shot your eye out, then fell down and shot your sister's out, too. Your little brother, who ratted you out. A lifetime of poor depth perception. Your Halloween costume is pretty much picked out for you.

21. Bank Hostage Stopped by your local branch to make a deposit at the same time a robber was making a withdrawal. Varies, depending on how good the hostage negotiator is. The vault. You get Patty Hearst Syndrome, whereby you get brainwashed into helping your captors rob other banks. Could get interviewed on the local news. Could get shot. 22. Colonoscopy At some point, we will likely go through this, um, uncomfortable inspection. In addition to oscopy, other suffixes to avoid are itis, noma, and ectomy.

False idols = bad. 25. Pimple on Prom Night As if there isn't enough pressure on prom night—to drink, do drugs, go all the way—now you've got a whitehead on your face that no amount of concealer is going to hide. Smack in the middle of your face. Your parents, your date, and every person who will see the photo on your mantel for years to come. Maybe he won't want to go all the way after all Maybe he won't want to go all the way after all Skip it. Save the money and go to Jamaica. The prom is overrated.

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