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By Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras

A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips,  spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous  and notorious figures prior and current -- a  complete direction in anti-eloquence via the foot-in-mouth  champions of all time.

Note: a prior version of this publication used to be released in 1993 by way of Doubleday. it really is the following reprinted by means of association with Doubleday.

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Grammaire arabe, Paris 1810, II, 378ff, bzw. 2. AufI. , 59. Ung einer sinaitischen . 1636 von ATHANASIUS KmcHER im Copius, S. 204, veröffentlicht wurde. 204) SieheSCHNURRER, Bibliotkeca Arabica, 38, Nr. 63. 205) Das Werk wurde nach zw:ei Handschriften herausgegeben LAGAROE. Praetermissorum libri duo, 1879, S. 1-89; zum siehe BAUMSTARK, Gesck. d. syr. , 287. 206) Über ihn s. MARCEL DEvIC" Une Traduction i~edite du J. , t. I, 1883, p. 343-406, und C. A. NALLINO, delta R. Acc. naz. dei Lincei,s. , 1931, S.

Vitae Evangelistarum Quatuor: nunc primum,. ex antiquissimo codice msso Arabico Caesario ·erutae. Ad Rudolphzem 11.. Imperatorem. Cum privilegio. Breslae (1608). 143) Nofae in Evangelium S. Matthaei e:x collatione te:xtumn Arabicorum .... Breslae (I6II) . 144) Grammatices Arabicae liber primus, S. 3. · 7. 'l enim D. Pauli Epistolas aIiorumque Apostolorum seripta, Arabes habere dieuntur, quae nondum inaliis exstant linguis. Sie meus Praeeeptor Arabs, ajebat, illis hae lingua seriptum esse, Coneilium ilIud Apostolorum, Hierosolymis habitum, cuius mentio fit Actor.

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