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By Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine

This S--t scorching consultant to swearing kinds the lads from the f---ing boys and the ladies from the p---ing ladies. Profanity previous and new, each insult had to make an enemy of a pal and sufficient undesirable language to gasoline a soccer workforce for a month.

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If so, then The Cuss Control Academy may be the answer to your prayers. com. Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid39 39 39 04/08/2005 11:29:57 There’s even a book available called Cuss Control: The Complete Book on How to Curb Your Cursing by James O’Connor. One of his helpful tips to prevent swearing at work is to ‘imagine that your sweet little grandmother is always standing next to you’. Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid40 40 40 04/08/2005 11:29:57 Cunts at the Dinner Table The less educated described it as ‘cuntshaped plates’ whereas the art cognoscenti recognised artist, author and feminist Judy Chicago’s exhibit as a symbol of women’s achievements in Western civilisation.

Petzold took the supermarket to court, claiming that his Tourette’s did not affect his ability to perform his job and that he was protected from firing under the state’s anti-discrimination laws. ’ The court went on to say that, even though Petzold’s condition was beyond his control, it was unfair to expect his employer to overlook that condition. The judges wrote: ‘We find that it would be ridiculous to expect a business to tolerate Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid51 51 51 04/08/2005 11:29:59 this type of language in the presence of its customers, even though we understand that it is involuntary’.

In 1841, the great poet Robert Browning quite innocently used the word ‘twat’ in his famous poem ‘Pippa Passes’, the poem which gave us the line ‘God’s in his heaven – All’s right with the world’. The offending lines are as follows (to save you having to look them up in that volume of Browning you no doubt have on your shelf): Then, owls and bats, Cowls and twats, Monks and nuns, in a cloister’s moods, Adjourn to the oak-stump pantry Apparently Browning thought it was an item of clothing worn by nuns.

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