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By Brian Yansky

A well mannered race of telepathic killer extraterrestrial beings, a ten-second global conquest, and one teenage boy collide during this wry, gutsy adventure.

Jesse is in historical past type whilst an impressive, effective race of extraterrestrial beings quietly takes over the earth in much less time than it takes him to comb his the teeth. such a lot people easily nod off and not get up. In moments, each person Jesse is aware and loves is long past, and he reveals that he's now a slave to a clumsy alien chief. at the brilliant part, Jesse discovers he’s constructing telepathic powers, and he’s no longer the one one. quickly he’s forging new friendships and feeling all of sudden hopeful. while a mysterious lady seems in his goals, speaking approximately escaping, Jesse starts to imagine the extraterrestrial beings is probably not invincible finally. but when Jesse and his pals prevail, is there wherever left to move? Brian Yansky bargains a humorous, grim novel filled with every thing boys and sci-fi fanatics love: extraterrestrial beings, humor, motion, and a hearty dose of triumph.

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