By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack
The authors of the New York instances bestseller Awkward relatives Photos are again with a hilarious tribute to the unbreakable and occasionally uncomfortable bond among humans and their pets.
There are few issues extra worthwhile than having a puppy. They love us unconditionally, bathe us with recognition, and due to them, we really stay longer. So, what can probably be awkward approximately our animal BFFs? good . . . not anything. in truth, we're the awkward ones. we like our pets, yet let's face it--sometimes L-O-V-E makes us pass a bit overboard. Like giving them center names, throwing them problematic birthday events, and making them a Christmas sweater to compare with the remainder of the relatives. fact is, what they cherish so much is our companionship. and perhaps that's the explanation we care approximately them so much--because for such basic pleasures, they enable us to be as awkward as we'd like.
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