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By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack

The authors of the New York instances bestseller Awkward relatives Photos are again with a hilarious tribute to the unbreakable and occasionally uncomfortable bond among humans and their pets.

There are few issues extra worthwhile than having a puppy. They love us unconditionally, bathe us with recognition, and due to them, we really stay longer. So, what can probably be awkward approximately our animal BFFs? good . . . not anything. in truth, we're the awkward ones. we like our pets, yet let's face it--sometimes L-O-V-E makes us pass a bit overboard. Like giving them center names, throwing them problematic birthday events, and making them a Christmas sweater to compare with the remainder of the relatives. fact is, what they cherish so much is our companionship. and perhaps that's the explanation we care approximately them so much--because for such basic pleasures, they enable us to be as awkward as we'd like.

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There are only three sheets left on the roll of toilet paper and those aren’t Snickers bars floating neat the surface. And it also turns out that not flushing here on earth can land you in hell. Especially if you do it at work. Naturally, the Throne Room of Satan is covered in graffiti. Every possible rendition of a penis is drawn, carved, or painted on the bathroom walls. It’s like the Sistine Chapel of cocks. And like any bathroom, there’s plenty of bad-boy boasting and trash talking. ” You have to watch out for the phone numbers—they’re as phony as the personals section on Craigslist.

Actually that’s the second question. ” Regarding the second question, here is an overview of the types of people you’ll see as you enter those onyx gates. Your introduction to the other residents of hell begins once you’re done with Oscar the greeter. He takes you to a moving sidewalk. ” Yes, hell is like flying on a discount airline or living in India in 1935; there are sections divided by class. The first residents you’ll see are child stars. Hundreds and hundreds of child stars. It’s no big deal to them since their lives had become a living hell anyway.

It was a lot like my doctor’s waiting room. A very pleasant receptionist walked out and told me, “I’m sorry, Satan is going to be a little bit late. ” There’s something you need to know about hell: Satan takes on a different form for everyone. Satan appears as each person’s worst nightmare. For some, it could be an IRS agent. For others it’s an old boss. For a few it might be John Mayer. For most new entrants, it’s the cast of The View naked. For me it was different. ” It was my first wife. Although she was still alive on earth, at least from the waist up, Satan had manifested itself in her image to strike fear in my heart.

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