By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack
According to the hit web site, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly notable snaps of family members bonding, you'll snort so difficult that individuals in adjacent places of work will ask what’s improper with you”—Esquire), this complete colour e-book positive factors never-before-seen pictures and hilarious own tales overlaying every thing from uncomfortable moments with family, teenager angst, sibling contention, and kinfolk holidays from hell. draw back on the pressured poses, undesirable hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to examine our personal households and have fun the truth that we're now not alone. Nothing says awkward higher than an uncomfortable family members photo!
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Finally two salesmen brandishing tire irons came to the door and we managed to negotiate the sale through a tiny slit. Then they opened the door just wide enough to shove the equipment out, before slamming and locking it again. “Now take that stuff and get the hell away from here,” one of them shouted through the slit. My attorney shook his fist at them. “We’ll be back,” he yelled. “One of these days I’ll toss a fucking bomb into this place! I have your name on this sales slip! ” “That’ll give him something to think about,” he muttered as we drove off.
The truth is,” he said, “we’re going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. ” I wanted to shut him off, but we were both helpless with laughter. What the fuck were we doing out here on this desert, when we both had bad hearts? ” My attorney snarled at the kid in the back seat. ” I blurted. “That bastard won’t get away with this! ” Nobody answered. My attorney was cracking another amyl and the kid was climbing out of the back seat, scrambling down the trunk lid. “Thanks for the ride,” he yelled.
Press registration for the fabulous Mint 400 was already underway, and we had to get there by four to claim our sound-proof suite. A fashionable sporting magazine in New York had taken care of the reservations, along with this huge red Chevy convertible we’d just rented off a lot on the Sunset Strip . . and I was, after all, a professional journalist; so I had an obligation to cover the story, for good or ill. The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs.