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By Tamara Sheward

During this irreverent traveller's story, twenty-something hassle magnets wreak havoc throughout Southeast Asia as they fight to flee the crushed course. From a strange stumble upon with a Xena-obsessed inn clerk in Thailand to a stoned flight on a crumbling Russian aircraft in Laos, Tamara Sheward takes a wayward trip in the course of the underbelly of Southeast Asia so frequently missed by way of conventional go back and forth writers.

Peppered with swindlers, drunkards and uber-hippies, undesirable Karma places backpacker tradition throughout the wringer.

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There are only three sheets left on the roll of toilet paper and those aren’t Snickers bars floating neat the surface. And it also turns out that not flushing here on earth can land you in hell. Especially if you do it at work. Naturally, the Throne Room of Satan is covered in graffiti. Every possible rendition of a penis is drawn, carved, or painted on the bathroom walls. It’s like the Sistine Chapel of cocks. And like any bathroom, there’s plenty of bad-boy boasting and trash talking. ” You have to watch out for the phone numbers—they’re as phony as the personals section on Craigslist.

Actually that’s the second question. ” Regarding the second question, here is an overview of the types of people you’ll see as you enter those onyx gates. Your introduction to the other residents of hell begins once you’re done with Oscar the greeter. He takes you to a moving sidewalk. ” Yes, hell is like flying on a discount airline or living in India in 1935; there are sections divided by class. The first residents you’ll see are child stars. Hundreds and hundreds of child stars. It’s no big deal to them since their lives had become a living hell anyway.

It was a lot like my doctor’s waiting room. A very pleasant receptionist walked out and told me, “I’m sorry, Satan is going to be a little bit late. ” There’s something you need to know about hell: Satan takes on a different form for everyone. Satan appears as each person’s worst nightmare. For some, it could be an IRS agent. For others it’s an old boss. For a few it might be John Mayer. For most new entrants, it’s the cast of The View naked. For me it was different. ” It was my first wife. Although she was still alive on earth, at least from the waist up, Satan had manifested itself in her image to strike fear in my heart.

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