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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. 21. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 22. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. 23. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 24. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway. 31. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 32. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 33. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 34. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes. 95. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. 96. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. 97. The winner of the rat race is still a rat. 98. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. 99. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 100. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?