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Moite von Lipwig, arnaqueur et imposteur, est contraint à faire un choix capital : être pendu ou remettre sur pied le carrier postal moribond d’Ankh-Morpork.
Une décision épineuse.
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Sortir avec Adora Belle Chercœur serait aussi bien agréable.
Peut-être faut-il un filou pour réussir là où des hommes honnêtes ont échoué ; peut-être le poste équivaut-il aussi à un arrêt de mort.
A moins qu’on n’assiste à une tentative de rédemption dans le monde timbré du courrier, un monde en attente d’un affranchi…
Artist David Shrigley, writer of What the Hell Are You Doing? , provides his subversive and surreal tackle the complicated messages that inundate our day-by-day lives
Lots of people in society this present day are feeble-minded. They don't recognize what the HELL is happening. regrettably lots of those individuals are accountable for operating the rustic. Their principles are MEANINGLESS, illustrated utilizing garbage imagery (often made via a computer). The silly phrases they write are constantly in undesirable FONTS. but nonetheless humans HEED this nonsense. perhaps you're the sort of humans? It's very well. i'm the following that will help you. i've got a FULLY-COMPOSED global VIEW. i've got robust reviews approximately every little thing. And my rules are HAND-ILLUSTRATED and use genuine HANDWRITING so that you can belief. i do know precisely what's happening and am prepared to proportion my options with you. when you hearken to what I say then issues will speedy increase.
Model has performed a pleasant task recreating Darcy at his such a lot cranky, aloof, and sure - fascinating. '- Publisher's Weekly
Mr Darcy's consultant to Courtship is not any traditional Regency courtship guide, composed because it is via a Fitzwilliam Darcy as but unmellowed through touch with Elizabeth Bennet. jam-packed with fullyyt justified delight and meticulously cultivated prejudice, Jane Austen's most renowned (and such a lot fancied) hero right here finds the secrets and techniques of his good fortune with the other intercourse, supplying tricks to either women and gents at the ideas of courtship, together with making oneself agreeable, deciding upon a suitable associate and the way to flee the undesirable attentions of rogues and fortune-hunters.
Also contains: attractiveness guidance from Caroline Bingley, ideas at the mistaken courtship strategies of Messrs Wickham and Mr Collins, reflections on spinsterhood through omit Emma Woodhouse, and Darcy's suggestion to his many illustrious correspondents together with Lord Byron, the Duke of Wellington and Mr Willoughby of Combe Magna.
Funds can't purchase you're keen on. however it should purchase many different really nice issues.
Lia's mum is a nag, her sister's a discomfort and she's getting nowhere in pursuit of the possibly paranormal Raf.
Then she wins eight million within the lottery, and without notice every thing is diversified. yet will Lia's fortune create extra difficulties than it solves?
each person desires of profitable the lottery - yet what's it quite like? discover during this hilarious tale by way of Keren David, nominated for the Carnegie medal.
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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong. 21. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. 22. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. 23. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 24. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway. 31. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 32. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. 33. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. 34. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes. 95. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers. 96. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. 97. The winner of the rat race is still a rat. 98. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. 99. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 100. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?