Download So You're 60!: A Handbook For the Newly Confused by Mike Haskins PDF

By Mike Haskins

Forget the parable that you will be a type of elder statesperson to the remainder of the kinfolk. Your existence will now encompass slumbering in the course of intercourse rather than after it, and going to extra funerals than weddings. you are going to bend all the way down to contact your feet after which overlook what you went down there for. at the plus part, you could stay up for getting your personal stair-lift, and will now break out with making no attempt whatever to drop extra pounds. And all these charities you gave to—it's payback time!

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Download Timbré (Les annales du Dique-monde, Tome 33) by Terry Pratchett PDF

By Terry Pratchett

Moite von Lipwig, arnaqueur et imposteur, est contraint à faire un choix capital : être pendu ou remettre sur pied le carrier postal moribond d’Ankh-Morpork.
Une décision épineuse.
Mais il doit veiller à ce que le courrier passe, malgré los angeles pluie, los angeles grêle, los angeles neige, les chiens, los angeles Société de prévoyance et de bienfaisance des employés des postes, le président malfaisant de los angeles Compagnie sémaphorique de l’interurbain, et un tueur nocturne.
Sortir avec Adora Belle Chercœur serait aussi bien agréable.
Peut-être faut-il un filou pour réussir là où des hommes honnêtes ont échoué ; peut-être le poste équivaut-il aussi à un arrêt de mort.
A moins qu’on n’assiste à une tentative de rédemption dans le monde timbré du courrier, un monde en attente d’un affranchi…

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Download Too Close to the Falls by Catherine Gildiner PDF

By Catherine Gildiner

Welcome to the formative years of Catherine McClure Gildiner. it's the mid-1950s in Lewiston, manhattan, a sleepy city close to Niagara Falls. Divorce is unparalleled, moms put on excessive heels to the wonder salon, and tv has purely simply arrived.

on the smooth age of 4, Cathy accompanies Roy, the deliveryman at her father's pharmacy, on his routes. She stocks a few of their memorable deliveries-sleeping drugs to Marilyn Monroe (in city filming Niagara), sedatives to silly endure, a violent Tuscarora leader, and fungus cream to Warty, the light operator of the city unload. As she reaches her teenage years, Cathy's irrepressible spirit spurs her from harmful sled rides that take her "too with regards to the Falls" to tipsy dances with town priest.

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Download Bob Servant: Hero Of Dundee by Neil Forsyth PDF

By Neil Forsyth

In Delete This at Your Peril, Neil Forsyth brought the fictitious personality Bob Servant to the united kingdom and North the United States and his production fast received a critically-led cult following. Trainspotting writer Irvine Welsh picked Delete This at Your Peril for Esquire's Funniest Books Ever Written and either the ebook and the Bob Servant personality are being built for tv and radio by means of the BBC. Sixty-four-years-old and resolutely unmarried, Servant spends his days with a small variety of depended on affiliates pursuing not going company possibilities, giving stern perspectives on present affairs and 'chasing skirt'. His outlook on lifestyles is one in every of unbridled ambition and self-belief as he regularly battles the neighborhood 'boo boys' for the distinction that he surely merits. Bob Servant: Hero of Dundee charts the hilarious, whimsical and action-packed life-story of Bob Servant, unveiling with touching bravery, a fearless romp via a lifestyles packed with incident, from his upward thrust from a early life of abject poverty, via a occupation within the service provider army, his institution of the most important window-cleaning around in Western Europe and his half in Dundee's notorious Cheeseburger Wars of the early Nineteen Nineties, to his present status as an 'unemployed gigolo' in Broughty Ferry.

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Download Una puta albina colgada del brazo de Francisco Umbral by Diego Medrano PDF

By Diego Medrano

Un escritor que viene a Madrid tras los pasos de Francisco Umbral y descubre l. a. miseria, los angeles locura y el enigma que exige los angeles vida literaria.

La trayectoria literaria de David Medrano y su propia concept de los angeles literatura le lleva a alinearse con monstruos como Borges, Kafka, Nietzsche y, por supuesto, el propio Francisco Umbral. Medrano es un escritor overall, un amanuense para el que l. a. escritura es fruto de un esfuerzo continuo, de un compromiso con el lenguaje que reclama l. a. propia vida del escritor, no es un pasatiempo, esta escritura overall demanda también una dedicación a todos los géneros literarios e incluso una mezcla de los mismos en las obras.

Fruto de este compromiso sagrado nace Una puta albina colgada del brazo de Francisco Umbral, una mixtura compuesta de narrativa, reportaje y crítica literaria. Samuel Lamata, protagonista y trasunto del propio Medrano, llega a Madrid siguiendo los pasos de su admirado Francisco Umbral, se instala en una posada depressing de l. a. Calle Hortaleza y comienza a escribir una novela eternamente postergada, en l. a. librería Pérez Galdós conoce a Enrique Tarazona, editor que promete publicar su novela y Cicerone mediante el que conocerá a Francisco Umbral y a Maruja Lapoint, una albina excesiva y fronteriza. l. a. relación de los personajes entre sí, y de estos con l. a. literatura, trenza un relato de calidad y belleza destructora.

Razones para comprar l. a. obra:

• l. a. novela está llena de golpes de efecto y giros, de drama, de ironía y del mejor sarcasmo, de comedia y de imágenes atractivas y sugerentes.
• los angeles obra es un auténtico ejercicio de estilo y los angeles historia es trasladada hasta nosotros a través de un discurso cuidado y bello.
• El tema de los angeles literatura y el oficio de escribir entronca directamente el libro en una tradición a los angeles que pertenecen Vila-Matas, José María Merino o Paul Auster.
• Los personajes están perfectamente equilibrados e, incluso en el propio Umbral, se llega a desconocer dónde están las fronteras entre character y personaje literario.

Una novela que nos conduce por una triple búsqueda: l. a. de Francisco Umbral, l. a. de Maruja Lapoint y l. a. de Samuel Lamata que busca a los anteriores para no buscarse a sí mismo. los angeles novela de un autor elogiado por Pere Gimferrer, Antonio Gamoneda o Luis Antonio de Villena.

“La escritora Eugenia Rico, que presentó l. a. novela,sostiene que ésta puede ser un estudio crítico de los angeles obra de Umbral, un Umbral que, personalmente, aparece en l. a. novela como un dandi vulnerable.” (El Mundo, Julio 2008)

“Una puta albina colgada del brazo de Francisco Umbral (Ed. Nowtilus) es un buen libro. Es distinto a todo lo que se publica, no está exento de polémica, cuenta con una narrativa fluida y desde l. a. más absoluta sordidez, es adictivo.” (Revista electronic Experpento)

“Lo que me ha atraído e interesado más son los aspectos más o menos novedosos, metaliterarios, descriptivos o poéticos y esa mezcla entre realidad y ficción en l. a. que resulta difícil saber qué cosas han nacido y cuáles no de los angeles imaginación del autor.”
(Web Anika entre libros)

“El nombre de Diego Medrano, a partir de esta novela hermosa y loca como todo lo imposible, a partir de este homenaje, de este elogio de los angeles literatura vívida y vivida, quedará para siempre unido al de esa metáfora que ahora es Francisco Umbral." (Web del escritor Luis Artigue)

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Download Jokes: Philosophical Thoughts on Joking Matters by Ted Cohen PDF

By Ted Cohen

Abe and his buddy Sol are out for a stroll jointly in part of city they haven't been in prior to. Passing a Christian church, they discover a curious register entrance that says "$1,000 to an individual who will convert." "I ask yourself what that's about," says Abe. "I imagine I'll move in and take a look. I'll be again in a minute; simply look forward to me."

Sol sits at the sidewalk bench and waits patiently for almost part an hour. eventually, Abe reappears.

"Well," asks Sol, "what are they as much as? who're they attempting to convert? Why do they care? Did you get the $1,000?"

Indignantly Abe replies, "Money. That's all you humans care about."

Ted Cohen thinks that's now not a nasty comic story. yet he additionally doesn't imagine it's a simple comic story. For a listener or reader to chuckle at Abe's conversion, a classy set of stipulations needs to be met. First, a listener has to acknowledge that Abe and Sol are Jewish names. moment, that listener needs to be conversant in the common concept that Jews are extra attracted to funds than anything. and at last, the listener must understand this knowledge prior to the shaggy dog story, and with no an individual telling her or him. Jokes, in brief, are complex transactions during which groups are cast, intimacy is on the market, and another way offensive stereotypes and cliches lose their sting—at least sometimes.

Jokes is a e-book of jokes and a ebook approximately them. Cohen loves a great snicker, yet as a thinker, he's additionally drawn to how jokes paintings, why they paintings, and once they don't. The pride on the finish of a funny story is the results of a fancy set of stipulations and methods, and Cohen takes us via those stipulations in a philosophical exploration of humor. He considers questions of viewers, number of funny story issues, the ethnic personality of jokes, and their morality, all with lots of examples that might make you both chortle or wince. Jokes: extra funny than different philosophy books, extra philosophical than different humor books.

"Befitting its topic, this examine of jokes is . . . mild, humorous, and thought-provoking. . . . [T]he technique matches the cloth, permitting the writer to pepper the ebook with a range of jokes with no pulling down their humor as a steamroller concept may well. any such ebook is barely pretty much as good as its jokes, and so much of his are stable. . . . [E]ntertainment and ideas in a single gossamer package."—Kirkus Reviews

"One of the various triumphs of Ted Cohen's Jokes-apart from the now not incidental indisputable fact that the jokes are so stable that he doesn't hassle to compete with them-is that it by no means attempts to sound extra profound than the jokes it tells. . . . [H]e makes you are feeling he's doing an strange form of philosophy. as if he has controlled to show J. L. Austin into one of many Marx Brothers. . . . analyzing Jokes makes you are feeling that being genial is the main profound factor we ever do-which is anything jokes additionally make us feel-and that doing philosophy is as average as being amused."—Adam Phillips, London evaluate of Books

"[A] lucid and jargon-free research of the extraordinary undeniable fact that we divert one another with tales intended to make us chortle. . . . An illuminating research, replete with killer jokes."—Kevin McCardle, The usher in (Glasgow)

"Cohen is an ardent joke-maker, prepared to supply us a glimpse of ways jokes are crafted and to have us live particularly longer on their effects."—Barry C. Smith, occasions Literary Supplement

"Because Ted Cohen loves jokes, we come to understand them extra, and maybe imagine extra concerning the caliber of fine humor and the appropriateness of laughter in our lives."—Steve Carlson, Christian technology display screen

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Download A Pelican at Blandings (Blandings Castle, Book 11) by P. G. Wodehouse PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

Together with his overbearing sister, woman Constance, and the ill-tempered Alaric, Duke of Dunstable, approximately to descend upon Blandings fort, Lord Elmsworth calls in his brother, Sir Galahad Threepwood, for ethical help. but if Dunstable exhibits up with a debatable portrait of a nude girl, Blandings erupts in chaos. each eccentric visitor turns out to wish the portray, and for extraordinarily various reasons—Wilbur Trout since it feels like his ex-wife, and Lord Elmsworth simply because it's a ringer for his puppy pig! How on the earth will Gally variety this mess out?

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Download The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams PDF

By Douglas Adams

Dealing with annihilation by the hands of the warlike Vogons? Time for a cup of tea! sign up for the cosmically displaced Arthur Dent and his unusual comrades in hands of their determined look for a spot to devour, as they hurtle throughout house powered via natural improbability.

Among Arthur’s motley shipmates are Ford Prefect, a long-time pal and professional contributer to The Hitchhiker’s consultant to the Galaxy; Zaphod Beeblebrox, the three-armed, two-headed ex-president of the galaxy; Tricia McMillan, a fellow Earth refugee who’s long past local (her identify is Trillian now); and Marvin, the moody android. Their vacation spot? the final word scorching spot for a night of apocalyptic leisure and superb eating, the place the foodstuff speaks for itself (literally).

Will they make it? the reply: difficult to assert. yet take into consideration that The Hitchhiker’s advisor deleted the time period “Future Perfect” from its pages, because it was once came across to not be!

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Download They Came and Ate Us: Armageddon II: The B-Movie by Robert Rankin PDF

By Robert Rankin

Publish 12 months note: First released in 1991
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THE SEQUEL TO THE e-book THAT triggered SIR TERRY PRATCHETT TO SAY:
“Robert Rankin is a deep-down humourist, a kind of infrequent men who can consistently make me laugh”

IT IS THE yr 2060 AND OH NO! the realm goes to finish AGAIN!!!
In 1977 Elvis Presley faked his personal demise and trigger on a trip into the longer term together with his ally Barry the Time traveling Brussels Sprout. Mr Presley’s project, hunt down and smash The Antichrist and shop civilisation as we might someday comprehend it. solid outdated Elvis!

Things, notwithstanding, don't cross particularly to devise. there's a boy genius whose goal is to rule the realm. The demon hoard referred to as LEGION that has taken up place of dwelling within the net. And the problem of the massive Flywheel, the clockwork mechanism on the Earth’s center that retains the planet working heading in the right direction. the massive Flywheel is grinding to a halt.

Meanwhile in 2060 Rex Mundi turns out chuffed adequate. he's married to Jesus Christ’s dual sister Christeen, has a conversing hippy puppy named Fido and a truly great residence within the nation. If it wasn’t for that fab massive spaceship that somebody has parked on his garden, Rex could have little or no to bitch about.

And so starts off They got here and Ate Us, Armageddon : The B Movie , most likely some of the most ground-breaking books Robert Rankin has ever written. A heady mixture of severe intercourse, violence, insanity and mayhem, and prefer the 1st ebook within the series - Armageddon: The Musical - it truly is years prior to the zeitgeist, this time in its use of Steampunk motifs. Strictly for the over-eighteens and never whatever to offer your granny for Christmas. this can be the radical that brought one among Rankin’s so much enjoyed characters, Hugo Rune and his publication of final Truths to the area and is a piece of literature the place the “fourth Wall” isn't just got rid of yet completely demolished. It comes as no shock that components of this ebook have came across their approach into the works of no less than one modern writer. that's often called an “homage”, whatever to not be careworn with a blatant scam!

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Download Coconut Cowboy (Serge Storms, Book 19) by Tim Dorsey PDF

By Tim Dorsey

Florida’s favourite trigger-happy, shoot-from-the-hip vigilante historical past instructor is back—and he has a couple of ratings to settle

Serge A. Storms is hitting the road.

Inspired through the vintage biker flick effortless Rider, the irrepressible trivialities buff and his drug-addled trip blood brother, Coleman, head out on a motorbike travel down the size of the light kingdom, on a project to rediscover the misplaced period of the yank Dream. yet going from small city to small city, they realize that a few have misplaced a lot in their former charm—including one specific hamlet of skeezy rural politicos that's hell-bent on conserving prying eyes out in their ineptly corrupt kind of neighborhood government.

Traveling around the country, Serge and Coleman have interaction in a few high-life hijinks, whole with the state’s trademark crop of jerks, deadly technology experiments, drug kingpins, double-crosses, unearthed our bodies, fish fry and groovy tunes. And while a number of blameless beginners stumble into the combo, the stakes are raised to new back-woods heights.

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